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jasonudo: what’s so hard about choosing a steak over a cinnamon roll?

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:19:29 -0400

jasonudo:

what’s so hard about choosing a steak over a cinnamon roll?

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Sun, 19 May 2013 03:30:10 -0400

WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THE USDA ORGANIC LABEL ALLOWS UP TO 5% OF NON-ORGANIC INGREDIENTS

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:41:05 -0400

whatshouldwecallpaleolife:

…Including GMO soy…

Inspired by [Peg]

You Date A Good Girl, But You Want A Bad Girl

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:38:00 -0400

You Date A Good Girl, But You Want A Bad Girl:

Do you really want a girl who has sat at home night after night perfecting her lasagna recipe until an acceptable suitor has come along, or do you want the girl who has lived life to its fullest, experienced everything and has a thousand stories to tell you, each more unbelievable than the last?

Number two, please! I’d like to share some of my stories before I start forgetting them. Gotta make room for new absurd excursions.

Day 10

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:55:17 -0400

of my involuntary Crossfit abstinence.

No end in sight.

Practicing handstand holds in order to siphon remaining serotonin into my the barbell shaped hole in my heart

"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness."

Mon, 13 May 2013 03:30:34 -0400

“Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.”

- Alejandro Jodorowsky

One time I went to the Kentucky Derby. Still kept it Paleo(ish)

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:41:55 -0400

One time I went to the Kentucky Derby.

Still kept it Paleo(ish)

cracked: Chris Christie went with the only fat-loss option that...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:59:42 -0400

cracked:

Chris Christie went with the only fat-loss option that may keep him palatable for the 2016 election. But the rest of you are screwed. #CrackedClassic

Fat Is Officially Incurable (According to Science)

Let’s get this straight: The number of people who go from fat to thin, and stay there, statistically rounds down to zero.

Every study says so. No study says otherwise. None.

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sucks to be you, fatty!

Walking into my supermarket here in New Zealand, knowing all the meat is grass fed

Sat, 04 May 2013 03:30:22 -0400

whatshouldwecallpaleolife:

Submitted by [D Grey]

(Meanwhile, the rest of us are all:)

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Fri, 03 May 2013 16:30:18 -0400

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Fri, 03 May 2013 03:30:20 -0400

"My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out. And then the next time..."

Thu, 02 May 2013 03:30:22 -0400

“My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out. And then the next time I saw him he had seen one of my scenes, and he told me, “You are OK.””

- James Deen (via gq)

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Wed, 01 May 2013 03:30:16 -0400

"Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic culture..."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:55:04 -0400

“Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic culture against the facts of the matter. And culture, which we put on like an overcoat, is the collectivized consensus about what sort of neurotic behaviors are acceptable.”

- Terence McKenna

killfatme: paleoforit: ‘Merica.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:30:08 -0400

killfatme:

paleoforit:

‘Merica.

Ana Teresa Barboza GPOY

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:54:38 -0400

Ana Teresa Barboza

GPOY

Back Squat PR

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:23:05 -0400

225# 2 reps

My front Squat PR is also 225#

so that’s that.

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:30:33 -0400

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 03:30:25 -0400

WHEN THE WAITRESS ASKS IF I WOULD LIKE BREAD STICKS, FOCCACIA, OR WHOLE WHEAT ROLLS WITH MY MEAL

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:30:08 -0400

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